If you had been around in 1919 and came upon the following poster
Wouldn't you just keep drinking?
My kind of dog!
A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
"Nothing Screams poor craftsmanship like wrinkles in your duct tape"
ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM