WEDNESDAY FUNNY

 

 

 

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Happy Easter

 

Not much going on here this week even the weather would not cooperate. Getting ready to head out to work at the church, this is a big day in the church business. It’s amazing how many people just come to church todays a year, Christmas and Easter. We plan on having 1000 to 1500 people for the 5 service’s. After work we just plan on coming home and having a good Easter dinner with my son and resting in front of the tube.

Angela and I want to wish everyone a blessed and Happy Easter !!!!  

 

 

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WEDNESDAY FUNNY

The South - You  Gotta Love It!

     Alabama

A  group of   Alabama  friends  went deer  hunting and paired off in  twos for the  day.  That night, one of the hunters returned  alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point  buck."Where's Henry?" the others  asked.
"Henry had a  stroke of some kind.  He's a couple of miles back  up the trail," the successful hunter  replied.
"You left Henry  laying out there and carried the deer back?" they  inquired..
"A  tough call," nodded the hunter.  "But I figured no  one is going to steal  Henry!"

Louisiana

A senior  at   Louisiana  was  overheard saying .. "When the end of the world comes, I  hope to be in   Louisiana ." When asked  why, he replied, "He'd rather be in   Louisiana   because everything happens in   Louisiana   20 years later than in the rest of the civilized  world."

Mississippi

The young  man  from   Mississippi  came  running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba,  somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking  lot!" Bubba  replied, "Did you see who it  was?"
The young  man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license  number."

South  Carolina

A man  in   South Carolina  had  a flat tire, pulled off on the side of  the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in  front of the car and one behind it.  Then he got  back in the car to wait. A passerby  studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he  turned around and went back.  He asked the fellow  what the problem was.
The man  replied, "I have a flat  tire."
The  passerby asked, "But what's with t he  flowers?"
The man  responded, "When you break down they tell you to put  flares in the front and flares in the back.  I  never did understand it  neither."

Tennessee

A   Tennessee    State  trooper pulled over  a pickup on I-65.  The trooper asked, "Got any  ID?" The  driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Texas

The  Sheriff pulled up next to the guy  unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the  ditch.
The Sheriff  asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?   Don't you see that sign right over your  head."
"Yep", he  replied.  "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, cause it  says:  'Fine For Dumping  Garbage'."

You can say what  you want about the South,

But you never  hear of anyone retiring  and moving  North!! 

 

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Spring Clean Up

I have been off work for the last 5 days and have got a lot done around the house and spring yard work done.

Started out with cleaning up the yard by pulling out some bushes that did nothing but collect leaves under and around the base. I love a well manicured yard with nice flowers and trees. But I’m not much into doing it my self never have been into gardening per say. Maybe that’s why living fulltime in a RV is so appealing to me when the grass get to tall it’s time to move. We may not have a lot of flowers and pretty land scape,BUT one thing I can’t stand is any junk and trash laying around the yard.

Then we moved on to more painting in the house and come to think about it I really don’t much like painting either. I think there is a country song out there that goes like “I’m not good at much but I’m pretty good at drinking beer and I’m to slow for working fast “ or something like that..

Friday was spent running errands and getting Angela a hair cut. We went to visit mom at the nursing home,she was having a good day smiling and laughing. On the way home we stopped at Golden Corral for a early dinner this a place you don’t want to eat at very often if you want to keep your muffin top in shape (waist line)  the buffet is so big you can just graze for hours. On home for the evening to watch some TV and play Yahtzee  and a early lights out.

Saturday we wake up to a temp of 37* cloudy and windy,man what happened to spring? By Saturday after noon the sun was shining and warmed up real nice. My son came over and installed new rear shocks on my Nissan Frontier. I also have the front shock to put on but it looks like I better take it somewhere to have them put on,I would need a spring compressor and take some other things off the front end to get them installed.

Sunday last day of my 5 day vacation woke to sun and 40* not bad.Things on list were to get ceiling fan installed and mow the lawn (again) before it starts raining all week. But first Angela is making pancakes  to help get me started.

Hope everyone has a great week and take care of each other.

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WEDNESDAY FUNNY

 

With gas prices going up we can cry about it and then try to find some humor in it..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a good week and weekend and take care of each other..

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AND THE WINNER IS????

First I want to thank everyone  that entered my first give away from my ETSY store http://www.etsy.com/shop/SECONDTIMEAROUNDART?ref=si_shop.

I send a special thank you to Rick  http://rickpaulettervjournal.blogspot.com/ for letting Paulette know about the give away and she intern posted it on her blog http://sweetp-paulette.blogspot.com/ thank you Paulette.

We decided to let the winner  receive the bracelet they picked out and voted on.

And the winner is???? drum roll please!!!    And now my beautiful assistant Angela will draw the lucky winner.

 

Congratulation LEE ANN from     http://theunfocusedlife.blogspot.com/    on being our first winner please send me a e-mail with the address you wish me to send this to. kennyharper@kc.rr.com 

This is what Lee  Ann chose for her self  

Thanks again to all for playing. If you wish to purchase the bracelet you liked I will ship it free US and Canada only until May 1,2011. Just go to my ETSY store  http://www.etsy.com/shop/SECONDTIMEAROUNDART?ref=si_shop and at check out put in RVING in the coupon section and I will ship for free.

Hope Lee Ann enjoys her bracelet..  

 

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WEDNESDAY FUNNY

 

SMILE!! It’s good for you..

 

 

I want to thank everyone that has entered the contest I posted on my blog Sunday 4/3/2011.The contest will close at midnight Wednesday 4/6/2011 and the winner will be announced Sunday  4/10/2011 on my blog.Good luck.

Hope everyone has a good week and weekend and please take care of each other.

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APRIL FOOLS GIVE AWAY

Friday we spent some time with mom and daughter Jessica visiting her grandma.Mom was having a good day and seem to enjoy the time together. She took a fall early in the morning so she had to wear the belt so they could help her walk and hold on to her.

Me,mom and my daughter Jessica

 

We had a great weather day Saturday I think we hit 75,I got a lot of the outside work done left over from winter I even mowed the grass for the first time this year. We went early to see mom and she was not having a good day,she was mad and just sat in her chair and slept.

I have been watching some of the blogger’s that have had contest giving away the soft ware that they received from Microsoft. So I started thinking about the jewelry I have been making and thought it might be fun to have a give away. First I thought I would have everyone go to my ETSY web page  http://www.etsy.com/shop/SECONDTIMEAROUNDART?ref=si_shop  and pick out the one I should give away all votes must be in by Wednesday 4/6/2011 and who ever has a vote in will be in the drawing Sunday  4/10/2011.

Hope this works it’s my first give away,guess will see!!!!

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