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They lined up early for the Inauguration.

Its All Been A Blur

 

 

The last two Sundays I have not posted is because the last two weeks have been such a BLUR!!!

This is just part of what we have been doing……  SCROLL DOWN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t know how we had time to sleep and eat sure hope things slow down.

Spring please hurry and get here I think this cabin fever  has me down..

 

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I thought a little humor in your day would be good. Here are some RV buying scenarios you should try to avoid!

If you ever hear an RV salesperson say this…RUN!

10) I won’t even be able to buy my kid a new pair of shoes on this commission.

9) I can’t believe my sales manager agreed to this price.

Uncle Sam will make more in taxes than I will in profit at this price.

7) This price is ONLY good for today.

6) Because I like you so much, we’re going to sell you this unit at our cost.

5) You’re truck can tow anything on this lot!

4) Sure the tires on this used RV are 9 years old, but look how much tread they have left.

3) If I can get your monthly payment where you want it, will you buy the RV today?

2) Trust me, everything on this used RV works.

1) Your trade-in is only worth $10,000, but we’re going to give you $20,000 for it.

Happy Camping,

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Stress

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly
accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture.
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in
a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital, London .

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.
The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored
Scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact
That the dolphins are identical, a person under
Stress would find differences in the two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds between the
Dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one
Or two differences you need to go on holiday....

 

 

 

 

 

No need to Reply, I'll be on holiday.

Never take life seriously
Nobody gets out alive anyway!

Take Care

New Sign For Our Front Door

 

 

Angela and I have not done much this week except trying to stay warm.

Friday was our exciting day.We got up and showered and dressed and then off to town for supplies .

When we returned Angela turn on the hot water side of the faucet and nothing came out,she turned on the cold side and all was well lots of cold water.

I started checking things out to see what the problem was and found nothing.

I finely thru in the towel and was giving up. I called a Mobil rv service repair company. I was telling the guy the problem I was having and he says oh you have a broken check valve on the water heater.

A what? As the light came on in my dark little hole on my shoulder  a check valve I never thought about that. The guy said it was so late in the day that if I could wait till Monday it would cost  $150.00 or if I wanted it done over the weekend it would be $300.

Saturday morning I was up and off to the rv parts store and purchased a check valve for $9.00 and in 5 min we had hot water.

The next surprise I got this week was I received my first paycheck for the new year and it was about $30.00 light thanks to the new tax laws.

Thanks to the new tax laws and the price increase in everything, we ordered a new sign for our front door……

 

 

 

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A Wish to Live Forever

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Soooo whatcha doin?

 

We have had a big “O” going on here in the frozen Midwest.

73 Days Till Spring!!!!

I have been trying some of these out of boredom..

 

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

10 Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this  because I didn't want to be alone in the "Idiot" category.

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then laugh and sing Oh, What a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

 

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