Wednesday Funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I anyone wins the $500 MILLION Dollar Lottery tonight please don’t forget me GOOD LUCK!!!!!

 

 

Thanksgiving Week

 

 

Where did my 4 days off go? We have had great weather in till Friday and it got cold real cold, glad this will be our last winter in cold weather. (plans in Jello)

The plan is next fall is to possibly go work Amazon in  Coffeyville, Kansas and then head for warm weather. 

This year for Thanksgiving we had no plans and thought we would go to Cracker Barrel for the turkey dinner. But then Angela heard the RV park put on a dinner for the ones staying here and their guest they provided the turkey and ham and everyone brought a dish.

 

The food started piling up on the buffet table and by the time everyone got there the table was full.

 

Everyone sat waiting for the magic words come and get it …

All the food was so good and I was to busy stuffing food in the hole in my head I didn’t even take a picture of it.

This is the first year Angela didn’t have to cook the dinner and she said she loved not having to do it and all the clean up.

Wednesday Funny

 

 

 

This
Is how I heard YOUR day was going....

First
You had trouble getting out of bed

 

 

You
Had a stiff neck

Your
New diet really doesn't seem to be working out

You
Pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

 

 

You
Keep losing things

 

You
Got caught in the rain at lunchtime

Then
The lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you

 

You
Feel trapped

 

Uninvited
Guests showed up at dinnertime

On
Top of that you think you're coming down with
The flu

And
Finally, you're alone in the house at night when
You think you hear a noise in the basement

 

 

MAYBE
TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!

Thought
For the Day

 

Handle
Every stressful

Situation like a
Dog.
If you can't eat it or play with
It,
Just pee on it and walk away.

 

RELAX!!!

TO
ALL MY 'NUTTY' FRIENDS

Have a fabulous
STRESS
FREE Thanksgiving Day!

Wednesday Funny

 

THE COW, THE ANT AND THE OLD FART

 

 

The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

• The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

• The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wednesday Funny

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

If you don't send this to five friends, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world!

 

More Goodbye’s

 

Another good week here at the trailer hood.

We had a week of saying good bye to some new to us good friends as fulltime RV’ers you hear about saying goodbye to the people you meet and it is never easy,but it’s just part of the life style.

We met Glen and Jan six week’s ago. Glen is a retired Army Colonel that is working for a military contractor  at Fort  Leavenworth,KS.

We had a good time visiting with them  having cookouts,camp fires and going out to eat. Last week we all went to the pool hall tavern in town.

Glen and Jan on the right.

 

 

Six weeks went by so fast and then it was time to say goodbye Saturday as they headed to Oklahoma to visit family.

We will see them down the road. Colonel thank you for your service..