Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Wednesday Funny

 

 

I called your house the other day and was told you were down at your favorite biker bar with some friends.
I wasn't sure where that was, but was told I wouldn't have much trouble finding it.
Sure enough, I drove just a couple blocks and there it was... 
There is nothing like the feel of the sun on your face and the wind in your hair, is there?

 

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Monday, May 27, 2013

Taking Off Check List

 

The weather this holiday weekend was perfect. I got started on the check off  list.

Washing and waxing the rig was the biggest job I worked on it off and on over two days and got it done.

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We are planning on leaving for South Dakota on Friday June 7 to change our address.

I still have to get tires on the truck this week and on the trailer when we pull out on the 7th.

I have my yearly physical tomorrow so I guess I better go study for my blood test….

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Spring Cleaning

 

 

 

We made it thru winter finial it was a lone one here in the mid west.

Angela deiced she was tired of the carpet and wanted a wood looking floor.

My son came by and help me lay it. We love it and looks so much nicer than that nasty  carpet. Not sure why they put carpet in something that you live in the woods with. 

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Everybody needs a supervisor and I'm pretty good at thatSmile

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Notice the old pillow. The floor is hard on the old mans knee’s .

 

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Of course with a new floor the faucet did not match so I had change it alsoSmile

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So of course with a new faucet the step covers did not match so of course I had to change themSmile

 

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Here are some spring pictures of where we are living..

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We are trying to get things ready to head to South Dakota the first or second week of June so we can change our domicile.

Still have to get 10 new tires and wash and wax the rig and truckSad smile

The plan is for me to retire in September and head to Amazon then Arizona for the winter.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Wednesday Funny

 

BAPTISING AN IRISHMAN

An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me brother?"
The drunk answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

 

 


(get ready for this.....)

The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,***
"Are you sure this is where he fell in"?

 

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