As soon as I saw this I thought of my friends who don't think as quickly as I do.
As we slowly move through retirement, we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects...
like this guy…
I know, I saw it right away, too. No safety glasses or hearing protection.
And I caught something else that is really important: he's not wearing gloves.
I might be up in age, but I am still sharp as a tack!
PONDERISMS:
(things to think about)
1 - I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2 - There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead.
3 - Life is sexually transmitted.
4 - Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
5 - The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
6 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
7 - Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
8 - Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
9 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
10 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
11 - How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
12 - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'?Hmmm, how about eggs?
13 - If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
14 - If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
15 -Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16 - Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
17 - Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
