Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

THE COW, THE ANT AND THE OLD FART

 

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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

  • The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
  • The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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