Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Wednesday Funny






Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "@#&hole". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Kate called him a "s@#% head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.


We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.


Susie said...

LOL! Awesome. My husband and I had a great laugh. Thanks for sharing.
Susie in northern NY

Paul and Marsha Weaver OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Thanks for starting my rainy day off with a laugh.

Kevin Read said...

Too funny!


Jim and Sandie said...

That would be just like my hubby. LOL

Unknown said...

Where do you come up with all these? So funny. Wonder if he ran after them? :))

Sam&Donna Weibel said...

Love it