Happy New Year / Wednesday Funny

Happy New Year!!!


Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it?

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.  
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. 
 
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…. 

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod …….. and how was your day? 

This is what happens when old people start using technology!