Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

WEDNESDAY FUNNY

The South - You  Gotta Love It!

     Alabama
1

A  group of   Alabama  friends  went deer  hunting and paired off in  twos for the  day.  That night, one of the hunters returned  alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point  buck."Where's Henry?" the others  asked.
"Henry had a  stroke of some kind.  He's a couple of miles back  up the trail," the successful hunter  replied.
"You left Henry  laying out there and carried the deer back?" they  inquired..
"A  tough call," nodded the hunter.  "But I figured no  one is going to steal  Henry!"



Louisiana

2

A senior  at   Louisiana  was  overheard saying .. "When the end of the world comes, I  hope to be in   Louisiana ." When asked  why, he replied, "He'd rather be in   Louisiana   because everything happens in   Louisiana   20 years later than in the rest of the civilized  world."


Mississippi

3

The young  man  from   Mississippi  came  running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba,  somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking  lot!" Bubba  replied, "Did you see who it  was?"
The young  man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license  number."


South  Carolina

A man  in   South Carolina  had  a flat tire, pulled off on the side of  the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in  front of the car and one behind it.  Then he got  back in the car to wait. A passerby  studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he  turned around and went back.  He asked the fellow  what the problem was.
The man  replied, "I have a flat  tire."
The  passerby asked, "But what's with t he  flowers?"
The man  responded, "When you break down they tell you to put  flares in the front and flares in the back.  I  never did understand it  neither."


Tennessee

4

A   Tennessee    State  trooper pulled over  a pickup on I-65.  The trooper asked, "Got any  ID?" The  driver replied, "Bout whut?"


Texas

5

The  Sheriff pulled up next to the guy  unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the  ditch.
The Sheriff  asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?   Don't you see that sign right over your  head."
"Yep", he  replied.  "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, cause it  says:  'Fine For Dumping  Garbage'."

You can say what  you want about the South,

But you never  hear of anyone retiring  and moving  North!! 

 

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

10 comments:

Dennis and Donna said...

...and that's what I love about the deep South...

Dave Dods off to Mexico said...

Too funny! I'm not sure which state it was but the tooth brush was invented in the South. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the "teeth" brush.

Sue and Doug said...

good ones!..and yes you are correct it is either south or west..no one wants to move north!!

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Interesting how so many funny things are grounded in the truth:)

Happytrails said...

Hilarious!!

Carol K said...

Another get set of Wednesday chuckles!

Merikay said...

Actually we do know of someone who moved north.

One of our friends from Wisconsin spent much of his working life in Louisiana, and moved back to Wisconsin when he retired.

He wanted to be closer to family and it was just a year or so after Katrina.

Kevin and Ruth said...

Enjoyed the laughs. I you got it right, everyone loves the south, we sure do!

Kevin and Ruth
www.travelwithkevinandruth.com

Wayne and Roberta said...

These gave me a good laugh, a great start to my morning.

Handmade Crafts Done While RVing Blog said...

ROFL you are such a HOOT and a HOLLAR... Love it!!

Evielynne