The South - You Gotta Love It!
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired..
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
Louisiana
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying .. "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied, "He'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
South Carolina
A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with t he flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."
You can say what you want about the South,
But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!!
ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
WEDNESDAY FUNNY
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...and that's what I love about the deep South...
Too funny! I'm not sure which state it was but the tooth brush was invented in the South. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the "teeth" brush.
good ones!..and yes you are correct it is either south or west..no one wants to move north!!
Interesting how so many funny things are grounded in the truth:)
Hilarious!!
Another get set of Wednesday chuckles!
Actually we do know of someone who moved north.
One of our friends from Wisconsin spent much of his working life in Louisiana, and moved back to Wisconsin when he retired.
He wanted to be closer to family and it was just a year or so after Katrina.
Enjoyed the laughs. I you got it right, everyone loves the south, we sure do!
Kevin and Ruth
www.travelwithkevinandruth.com
These gave me a good laugh, a great start to my morning.
ROFL you are such a HOOT and a HOLLAR... Love it!!
Evielynne
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