Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Sunday, March 31, 2013

We Got The Phone Call


Friday after noon we were sitting around enjoying the nice warm sunshine. The phone rang and Angela answered it. It was Mike from Amazon HR in Coffeyville, KS.

He gave us a phone interview and when he was done he offered us a job for next fall. We plan on starting in October and working tell late December . Then head for Arizona for the winterSmile 

It will be great to get this dog and pony show on the road.



Have A Happy Easter!!!!!!!






Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Wednesday Funny





Sunday, March 24, 2013

X-Rated Picture Worth A Thousand Words


And not all of them good words…..



Saturday March 23



Sunday March 24



Do I need to say more?


What have we done to deserve this???


Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Wednesday Funny






Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "@#&hole". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Kate called him a "s@#% head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.


We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Wednesday Funny


When to hang up your car keys..

How do you know when it is time to "hang up the car keys”?

I say when your dog has this look on his face!
A picture is worth a thousand words!






Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Wednesday Funny

Until I get over this years Seasonal affective disorder (also called SAD) This is the best I could come up with:)