Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

WEDNESDAY FUNNY

COLOR  IS GOOD

 
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Yesterday I went to the doctor
For my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high.
My cholesterol was high.
I'd gained some weight,
and I didn't feel so hot.
My
doctor said eating right
doesn't have to be complicated and
it would solve my physical problems.
He
said:
Just think in colors
.
Fill your plate with
bright colors
.
Try some
greens, oranges, reds
,
maybe something
yellow
, etc.
and eat an entire bowl of
bright colors.

 

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And Sure Enough,
I Felt Better Immediately!!
I never knew eating right could be so easy!!

 
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Now stay healthy,
eat your colors,
and have a nice day!

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

9 comments:

trailercamper said...

Very funny, but true...

Judy and Emma said...

Hmmm, guess I'd better try some M & Ms. :)

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Yes, so true :)

Sue and Doug said...

:)

Donna aka Froggi said...

Love it...that's my diet, especially since they now come with dark chocolate!

pidge said...

Good one!!. Stay safe.

Merikay said...

Hey, thats for me! Love chocolate more than eggplant.

Happytrails said...

So cute!! I love it! I think I'll go get myself a bowl of colors to eat tonight!! :-)

Donna K said...

If you eat the peanut ones you get a little added nutrition too!