Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

A glass of wine

 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of
boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of Shit
.

 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

 

Life is short! Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, & never regret anything that made you smile!
The happiest people don't have the best of everything...
They just make the best of everything they have

3 comments:

where's weaver said...

I am sitting here with our two daughters laughing. They want to know what is so funny. I tell them... Oh nothing. They don't need another reason to drink more wine... Hehe. But I do!

Phyllis said...

Oh my, went to dinner last night and had BOTH! I wonder if the wine cancelled out the water. Or the other way around probably.

Levonne said...

Darn! I was so enjoying water lately!!! Smiles!