Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, December 1, 2010


Does Your Campground Have a BC?

Turn your SPEAKERS ON and click and watch this .

Just click on it  


Ten Thoughts to Ponder 

number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry
and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson
from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase
cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you  $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to
make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno
peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently  said to me :
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."




Happytrails said...

So funny!! Thanks for sharing with us. A good laugh is always good medicine!!

Merikay said...

It is always good to cause a smile. I like you Wednesday tradition.

Thank You/

Dennis and Donna said...

Wish I had been able to read this Wed...nothing was funny then...And thanks for not drinking all the beer in the back seat!!