Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Wednesday Funny


Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.

Rum and ice will ruin your liver.

Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.

Gin and ice will ruin your brain.

Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!!





Phyllis said...

And a good Wednesday to you!

Happytrails said...

Too funny!! I suppose I must lay off that ice in my drinks..LOL!!

Thanks for the morning chuckle!!

Sue and Doug said...

good one!!

The Good Luck Duck said...

I love it. And, it makes me want a handgun.


Dennis and Donna said...

Sooooo, I can drink all of those things...just "no rocks"...NO PROBLEM!

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Wow, I always thought it was the ice!

Merikay said...

I've had more senior moments than I care to count or remember.

Four Windows with a View said...

Thanks for the laugh.

where's weaver said...

I stay away from ice...just drink it straight out of the bottle. Thanks for the laugh! Enjoy the ride.