Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Wednesday Funny

 

If you had been around in 1919 and came upon the following poster

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I mean,

seriously

Wouldn't you just keep drinking?

 

My kind of dog!

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A Police STOP at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

 

"Nothing Screams poor craftsmanship like wrinkles in your duct tape"

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

9 comments:

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Since we just finished the Bourbon Trail, I guess you wouldn't see my face in that poster. Why do any of these women think a man would want to kiss them anyway?...LOL
Thanks for the laughs.

Dennis and Donna said...

I came...I laughed...I laughed harder...and I broo ha ha's...Great jokes!

Sue and Doug said...

great jokes this week!..love the last one!!

Jim and Sandie said...

Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle. Love it.

Levonne said...

That dog lounging is funny! Thanks. You made me chuckle!

Merikay said...

Good ones this week.

JoJo said...

Great ones. And I would have been a full blown alky if I thought I might have to kiss anything that looked like that. LOL
Thanks for the laughs

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Okay, I am convinced, I need to drink a bit more:)

Kathy said...

That pic of the ladies is priceless! Cracked me up! K