If you had been around in 1919 and came upon the following poster
I mean,
seriously
Wouldn't you just keep drinking?
My kind of dog!
A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
"Nothing Screams poor craftsmanship like wrinkles in your duct tape"
ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM
9 comments:
Since we just finished the Bourbon Trail, I guess you wouldn't see my face in that poster. Why do any of these women think a man would want to kiss them anyway?...LOL
Thanks for the laughs.
I came...I laughed...I laughed harder...and I broo ha ha's...Great jokes!
great jokes this week!..love the last one!!
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle. Love it.
That dog lounging is funny! Thanks. You made me chuckle!
Good ones this week.
Great ones. And I would have been a full blown alky if I thought I might have to kiss anything that looked like that. LOL
Thanks for the laughs
Okay, I am convinced, I need to drink a bit more:)
That pic of the ladies is priceless! Cracked me up! K
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