Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Wednesday Funny

 

Dead Penguins , I never knew this!

 

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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – ???
Where do they go?

 

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes
In the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

 

 

 

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

 

 

 

"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

 

Then they kick him in the ice hole.

 

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You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!
I fell for it too.

 

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

 

 

 

8 comments:

Dennis and Donna said...

NO...REALLY?? DID YOU JUST SUCK ME IN OR WHAT?? VERY FUNNY.

~~Sue and Doug~~ said...

must be a quiet day in your neighbourhood!..watch out for the holes in the ice..you never know who is standing behind you!..have a great day and thanks for the smile this morning!

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

I was so intrigued by the story. I thought they were just so amazing. You got me. Good one!

michael ultra said...

I was thinking that they were more loyal than a lot of humans I know. Yep, you got me. Come on over and read about Lou Rawls!
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Karen and Al said...

Well you fooled me...so I must be old!

Sunny said...

You really had me there! LOL!

Sherry and Charley Dilworth said...

Had me going too! But then I needed a good laugh!!

JOJO said...

That was good you got me too. LOL
We all need to laugh more.