Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Wednesday Funny

 

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WOOHOO

O.M.G., We’re rich!

Silver In The Hair

Gold In The Teeth

Crystals In The Kidneys

Sugar In The Blood

Lead In The Ass

Iron In The Arteries

And

An Inexhaustible Supply Of Natural Gas.

MAX

I Never Thought We’d

Accumulate Such Wealth!

 

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

7 comments:

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Yes...I feel very rich!

~~Sue B~~ said...

congrats on your new found wealth!!!

Alan and Marilyn McMillan said...

Love Maxine -- she always tells it like it is!

Dennis and Donna said...

Couldn't have said it better if I really WAS Maxine!!

Levonne said...

That was so funny!!! I knew I was feeling wealthier every day for some reason! Merry Christmas to you by the way and a very Happy New Year. Thank you for the past year's worth of Wednesday funnies!

Miss Lazee said...

Yes and it is this time of year that we all feel very rich!

Thanks for your wonderful posts!

Have a wonderful Christmas.

Sharon

Kevin and Ruth said...

Another good one. Have a Merry Christmas!

Kevin and Ruth
www.travelwithkevinandruth.com