Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

My home was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom then proceeded to round up all they could carry.

My watchdog ‘Killer’ did not alert me at all. For this reason
I am giving him away. I no longer want this dog.
I’ve decided to install an electric fence and detection devices with alarms.

They're cheaper to maintain and definitely more reliable.
‘Killer’ is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty useless.
”A recent photo of ‘Killer’ is included below.”

 

 

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‘Killer’ is a Norwegian Beer Hound. He is 100% purebred.

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

8 comments:

Karen and Al said...

I've known a few Norwegian Beer hounds in my day too. Cute photo.

Sam&Donna Weibel said...

Rigg's likes a couple fingers full of the foam when you pour your first beer. He will lick like crazy to get the last drop. Be safe out there. Sam & Donna..

Dennis and Donna said...

THAT WHOLE THING WAS A KILLER!! THANKS FOR THE HA HA!

Phyllis said...

Nothing wrong with being laid back.

Bob and Jo said...

Look forward to the Wednesday Funny, keep 'em coming.

Donna K said...

That's hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Paul and Marsha Weaver...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Paul said he will take him. Looks like he would be lots of fun to have around at happy hour. ~wheresweaver

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Okay, I got my laugh for the day:)