Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

With trembling hands and read the letter.

 
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

Get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home

 

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

11 comments:

John and Terry said...

That's awesome!!

Paul and Marsha Weaver...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Both Paul and I are retired teachers. We can actually think of someone we had that would do something like this...tooooo funny.

Dennis and Donna said...

Yep...We had one that tried to change his grade on his report card...There are worse things...

Carol K said...

Kenny, these are words to remember!

Merikay said...

that was a good one!

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

I am still laughing, that is very funny!!

Ali said...

Love it,,,going to steal it and share it at Monday Munchies Happy Hour next week here at the Park.

Michael and Dee said...

So true!!

Mike and Dee
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emailrobertcena said...

Its true that Life of Rvs are very good as we compared life we have in other recreational place especially homes. we see different world from RVs and also what ever the serious problem is solved in RVs life. Surely you had good experience of living in RVs. Thanks for sharing your experience regarding life in RVs.
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Nan said...

That is over the top! Thanks for the laugh.

Susan and Bob said...

My brother and sister in law are teachers, I will be sending this on to them for their Sunday morning laugh. Thanks for the hoot.

Sue
Just BS!(Bob and Sue)