Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
With trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
Get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home
ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM
11 comments:
That's awesome!!
Both Paul and I are retired teachers. We can actually think of someone we had that would do something like this...tooooo funny.
Yep...We had one that tried to change his grade on his report card...There are worse things...
Kenny, these are words to remember!
that was a good one!
I am still laughing, that is very funny!!
Love it,,,going to steal it and share it at Monday Munchies Happy Hour next week here at the Park.
So true!!
Mike and Dee
gonerving.blogspot.com
Its true that Life of Rvs are very good as we compared life we have in other recreational place especially homes. we see different world from RVs and also what ever the serious problem is solved in RVs life. Surely you had good experience of living in RVs. Thanks for sharing your experience regarding life in RVs.
Dump Truck
That is over the top! Thanks for the laugh.
My brother and sister in law are teachers, I will be sending this on to them for their Sunday morning laugh. Thanks for the hoot.
Sue
Just BS!(Bob and Sue)
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