Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

THE COW, THE ANT AND THE OLD FART

 

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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

  • The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
  • The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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8 comments:

Karen and Al said...

okay...you got me! :)

Judy and Emma said...

:P "raspberries" :)

Paul and Marsha Weaver OCT. 17, 2009 said...

AHAHA! I should have known that was coming.

Merikay said...

Good one!

Dennis and Donna said...

I hate it when I've been had...

Kevin and Ruth said...

Too funny!

Kevin and Ruth
www.travelwithkevinandruth.com

Tammy Fletcher said...

Well I'll be I fell for that hook, line and sinker. Good one!

Bob and Jo said...

Just caught up on your blog, sure missed the Wednesday funnies