Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

 

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This
Is how I heard YOUR day was going....

First
You had trouble getting out of bed

 

 

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You
Had a stiff neck

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Your
New diet really doesn't seem to be working out

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You
Pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

 

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You
Keep losing things

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You
Got caught in the rain at lunchtime

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Then
The lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you

 

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You
Feel trapped

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Uninvited
Guests showed up at dinnertime

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On
Top of that you think you're coming down with
The flu

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And
Finally, you're alone in the house at night when
You think you hear a noise in the basement

 

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MAYBE
TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!

Thought
For the Day

 

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Handle
Every stressful

Situation like a
Dog.
If you can't eat it or play with
It,
Just pee on it and walk away.

 

RELAX!!!

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TO
ALL MY 'NUTTY' FRIENDS

Have a fabulous
STRESS
FREE Thanksgiving Day!

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4 comments:

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Funny! Have a terrific holiday!

Paul and Marsha Weaver OCT. 17, 2009 said...

LOVE it! Anything with cats gets me in the heart. My favorite...caught in the rain at lunchtime. What a hoot!

Dennis and Donna said...

Gave me a good laugh...thanx!!

Bob and Jo said...

Too funny