Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Wednesday Funny

 

 

STUDENT OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM -- I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?  * His last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?  * At the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?  * Liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?  * Marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?  * Exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?  * Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?  * The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?  * It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?  * No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?  * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?  * Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?  * No time at all, the wall is already built

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?  * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack

5 comments:

Paul and Marsha Weaver OCT. 17, 2009 said...

I have seen this before and laughed then as I do now. Being a retired teacher, I saw some very strange answers to some of my questions. At least the student has a sense of humor.

JoAnne said...

Thanks for the smiles!!!!

Tammy Fletcher said...

These answers remind me of ones my SIL would give. He is witting like this. I especially liked the elephant with no hands!

Dennis and Donna said...

Gotta love a smart ass kid with a sick sense of humor...Hey, I think I just described "moi" as a teen. ;-)

Phyllis said...

whoa - they are some DUMB questions.