Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wednesday Funny

Spotted in Seattle: a motorhome towing a small car with this sign on its back window: "I'm a good car. I go where I'm towed to go." -- Seattle Times


When you get an urge. . .
Sometimes when you're driving down the highway in your motorhome you get real hungry. And you might get an urge for a special food -- like cottage cheese, for example! Well, in California, so many motorists crave cottage cheese that the state highway department has set up special cottage cheese directional signs. You think we're kidding? Do pictures lie?

 

The good ol' days

A couple of elderly RVers who'd recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa in their Airstream motorhome, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?" He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?" With that, her husband got up and started to walk toward the rear of the motorhome.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

10 comments:

GYMONR said...

SICK...But funny. Ha-ha.
Big Al

nwlambear said...

I thought it was funny...but then I'm in my late 60's and so is my husband...so I can relate. My husband does have all his teeth though

Levonne said...

Funny as usual! Thanks for the laughs. That cottage cheese sign is something else! Angela and Kenny, thanks for coming by my blog - a Camp Host's Meanderings and leaving your supportive messages. I appreciate it! Take care and be safe...

Carol K said...

I enjoyed these jokes!

Sam&Donna Weibel said...

Make sure you guys have the hatches battened down, we are both supposed to get a bunch of snow tonight.then they said single digits by Friday, Oh well welcome to MO winters. Be safe out there, Sam & Donna.

Kimberly and Jerry Peterson said...

Cute and funny!

Kathy and Robert said...

Crack me up! K

Sue and Doug said...

once again..always good for a laugh on Wednesdays!!

Dennis and Donna said...

Sick, weird humor..my favorite kind!!!

pidge said...

Very cute.. Stay warm.