If My Body Was a Car!
This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it,
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
either my radiator leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM
9 comments:
unfortunately very true. Thanks for the laugh
But I bet you've got a good spare tire! :)
now this one really fits!!!..thanks for that!! have a great day!
Where do you find these? But...HOW TRUE, HOW TRUE, HOW TRUE. Especially...It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
When did you sneak my picture??? ( Really wish I had some of those bunny slippers!)
Maxine is a HOOT -- too bad it's true!! Great post!
Cute!... and so true.
That is just too funny!!! So true isn't it??? Thanks for the morning laugh!!
Oh, too funny! I think my hubby needs a new air filter - he makes some terrible breathing noises after he shuts down for the night!
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