Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

celibacy

 

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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.

He then addressed the men. Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?


Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...

 

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AND YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T SEND

YOU A SMILE TODAY

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

7 comments:

where's weaver said...

HAHAHAHA...sounds like the answer my husband would give.

Phyllis said...

Hey - give the fella a break - he was at least willing to answer the question. That means he first HEARD the question. That in itself is an accomplishment.

Dennis and Donna said...

KILLER JOKE!

Mike McFall said...

HaHa,,,very good joke.....No, I won't be getting a plane of my own,,,,no more in this life anyhow. Airplanes aren't as forgiving as Auto's and the consiquences are a lot severer!!LOL

Its memory time for me, but I'm glad I once did all that stuff,,,,cause now I got my memories....

Thanks for stopping by my site and commenting....

I see the RR in your email address, are you by chance an X railroader?

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

So that is what I did wrong :)

Sunny said...

LOLOL! My hubby would have said "wild flowers". He was always so frugal, and I did admire that about him ...... sometimes :)
Thanks for stopping by my blog, Great to hear from you. I have missed my blogging friends while recovering.Now I am about off pain meds so I can at least pay attention!

Sherry and Charley Dilworth said...

Ha, Ha.... too funny!!