Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Wednesday Day Funny

 

 

 

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

 

Thanks Max for helping with this post..

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Living The Good Life

8 comments:

Jim and Sandie said...

You done good, Max.

hobopals said...

I didn't see that one coming. Very funny. Scratches to Max--he's adorable.

Donna K said...

That's a good one.

Sue and Doug said...

very good Max!

Phyllis said...

Keep 'em coming!

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Okay, another lesson learned:)

Dennis and Donna said...

"Happy wife, Happy life"...

Paul and Marsha Weaver...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

I would like to know what Angela says about this!!!