Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

The Bridge


A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish..'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man
kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I Wish
that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and
complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.’
God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge' ?

 

 

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7 comments:

where's weaver said...

I didn't know this was an x-rated blog....hehe

Sonia said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning. :)

Dennis and Donna said...

Four headless hot chicks in a hot tub...

Sue and Doug said...

another great wednesday morning laugh!..thanks for that!

Phyllis said...

And a happy Wednesday to you too!

Kevin and Ruth said...

Ask for the impossible and then you can get want you asked for in the first place, is the moral of this story.

Kevin and Ruth
www.travelwithkevinandruth.com

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Got today's laugh, thanks:)