Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

 

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt
! !! !! !

 

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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

 

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Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...

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Sounds to me like she's ....... !
......been ....sweeping around!!!

Happy Halloween !!!!!!!!

8 comments:

Phyllis said...

Ouch.... that's bad.

Paul and Marsha Weaver OCT. 17, 2009 said...

You are crazy! Happy Halloween to you both!

Sue Bidniak said...

it was bad..but really funny too!!
Happy Halloween to you both!!

Jim and Sandie said...

Too funny.

Dennis and Donna said...

Yup...sicko sense of humor...love it.

Carol K said...

Where do you get all these good jokes, Kenny?

Merikay said...

Well, I did smile, Happy Halloween to you to.

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Wow:) Happy Halloween!