Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Soooo whatcha doin?

 

We have had a big “O” going on here in the frozen Midwest.

73 Days Till Spring!!!!

I have been trying some of these out of boredom..

 

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

10 Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this  because I didn't want to be alone in the "Idiot" category.

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then laugh and sing Oh, What a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

 

8 comments:

Jim and Sandie said...

Boy, that sure sums up a lot of my days. It's almost frozen here in AZ which is really sad. Going to be down to freezing later this week.

Paul and Marsha Weaver OCT. 17, 2009 said...

It isn't 0 here, but it is cold. This is crazy weather. We are in the RGV, and it is suppose to be sunny and warm everyday. What a cruel joke.

Yes, I fell for the "P" test. And yes, I did 4, 6 and went back to find 5. Throw me your "idiot" category.

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Cute:)

Sue and Doug said...

good ones Kenny! Glad I am not alone!

Tammy Fletcher said...

A big old O here in Indiana too. Covered under a blanket of snow and cold...brrr. Watching football to try and help with the boredom :)
Go Colts!

Ali said...

That was great and yes I went back to see #5 and tried to say "P". Thanks for brightening my day.

Dennis and Donna said...

I thought you were with us?? Then who are the two peeps who are drinking all our wine and beer??

Janice L Evans said...

awww.. .now THAT was funny!