A Wish to Live Forever
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
7 comments:
you really need a 'like' button!..now that was a good one!!
Enjoy a very long, long life!
That's a good one for sure!
Kevin and Ruth
www.travelwithkevinandruth.com
Very crafty, indeed. Thanks for the laugh this afternoon.
LOVE IT!!
Oh yea!
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