Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Leaving town

 

Leaving town

Send this to your kids or relatives also so they know what happened to you.

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To help save the economy, the Government will announce
next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting
seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security
and Medicare costs.
Older people are easier to catch and will not remember
how to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you.
Then it dawned on me .... oh, shoot ...
I'll see you on the bus!

6 comments:

Karen and Al said...

I'd laugh if only I wasn't already worrying about this very same thing!

Jim and Sandie said...

Someday's I really wonder about our country but that is so funny.

BJ said...

And if they find out Joe's a retired Greyhound Bus driver, they'll probably make him drive the dang bus!!!

Phyllis said...

As a child I would get sick on long bus rides. Now in my second childhood I wonder how I'll be. Just in case, if you see me with a paper bag, don't sit near me.

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Hey, I am the guy in the four row!! I thought things looked different around here:)

Linda said...

I love this post! Thank you so much for sharing. :)