Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

A WEDNESDAY FUNNY

Mistaken positioning

Joe and Ed, both from Duluth, Minnesota, were standing in the shallow end of a swimming pool at the Fountain of Youth RV park at California's Salton Sea, discussing how happy they were to be in sunny California rather than being back in frigid Minnesota. As they were talking, Ed noticed something funny about his friend's ear. "Joe," he said, "do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Startled, Joe replied, "I have a suppository in my ear???"
"That's right," said Ed, "you have a suppository in your ear."
Joe immediately pulled it out, then said, "Thanks, buddy. I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I know where I put my hearing aid."

 

 ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE DREAM

9 comments:

Happytrails said...

Too funny!!! That was a nice way to wake up this morning. Thanks for the laugh!

Mike & Gerri (happytrails)

Dennis and Donna said...

From one sick humored comic to another...Some people may as well put there hearing aids there, for as much as they listen!! Great joke!

Freely Living Life said...

HaHa - thanks for the good laugh! =) Cute!

{hugs}

Merikay said...

Smile!

Phyllis said...

I remember taking a large gulp of liquid facial cleaner thinking it was mouthwash. And this was when I was a TEENAGER. I hate to think what I could confuse now.

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Funny!

Levonne said...

OMG! Too funny!

Karen said...

Kenny and Angela,
Sorry to hijack this post, but what kind of dog is Lady? We have a dog that looks exactly like her and haven't been able to figure out the mix. Does Lady have light brown/hazel eyes and a wrinkly neck? Hoping for a response! Thanks!Karen in Ohio

Kenny And Angela's Adventure said...

Karen Lady is a rescue dog from the pound. We think she is part Doberman Pinscher and part Lab.She has skinny legs and brown/hazel eyes and does have a big neck and chest.She is 9 years old. Hope this helps.