Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Wednesday Funny


This pretty well sums up men and women.

Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong;

He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.

He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.

But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.




Dennis and Donna said...


Happytrails said...

OMG! That is hilarious!! So true!!

Jim and Sandie said...

Oh my word - this was hysterical. Jim and I laughed so hard because that would be him - boat wouldn't start, what's wrong. Thank you so much for making our morning.

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

I get it, not having the boat start is a serious matter:)

pidge said...

Sooooo funny!!!

ain't for city gals said...

lol...but couldn't he just say I'm thinking about the boat?...Our imaginations can certainly get the best of us at times..

Sue and Doug said...

now that is so true!!!..coming from us..who have been married almost 30 years!

Merikay said...

Laughed out loud for this one.

Sonia said...

LOL... that's the way it goes. :)

Have a great rest of the week.

Kevin and Ruth said...

Yep, sometimes we woman just look too much into things and make our own problems.

Kevin and Ruth

Levonne said...

That was way too true to make me laugh!!!

I.M. Vayne said...

I.M. thinkin' that if'n when you reach the full time RV mobile, mobile home life stage, y'all have something like me an Nilda's Ol' 5th Wheel, it are gonna be just like that with substitutioning RV fer boat.