Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Wednesday Funny

Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game.

Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them,

one of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the

president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the

agent, and shakes his head violently.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the

owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love it!"

 

So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want."


He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops

her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and

screaming -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You

were right, I would have never believed that!"

Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH ! "

ONEDAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

P.S. We will be camping 7/1 to 7/5 and will not have internet. We hope everyone has a good 4 of July and a safe one. We will post about our trip when we get back.

5 comments:

Judy and Emma said...

I find this particular post in poor taste.

Jim and Sandie said...

I agree with Judy. It's your blog and you are entitled to your opinions, but this offends me as an American citizen who respects the Office of the President regardless of who is in office.

Levonne said...

I don't like having the first lady referred to as a bitch. Or to the President as thinking of his wife this way. Demeaning.

Dennis and Donna said...

Have fun camping....

pidge said...

Got the earrings yesterday, and I love them. Thanks so much.