Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Wednesday Funny

 

 

Marriage or Relationship.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's...

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then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want...

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then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...

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then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed, just to warm your feet and whom you can push off, if he snores...

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then adopt a dog.

 

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually...

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then adopt a dog.

 

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...

 

 

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..then adopt a cat!
You thought I was going to say... marry a man, didn't you?

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

7 comments:

JoJo said...

That was rich. :) loved it.

Bob said...

OK. That's cute. Didn't figure on the cat angle either.

~~Sue and Doug~~ said...

cute Kenny!!..my kitty got a book thrown in his general direction this morning at 452 am!!..darn cat!!..no I didn't hit him..just a scare tactic that works!!

Sunny said...

LOL! Gave me a chuckle, thanks for posting. Hope it isn't raining in your neck of the woods, have a great day!

Jim and Sandie said...

And that sums up why we have dogs. Love it.

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Oh how I love the cat one. And sooooo true. Thanks for the morning laugh! You always do such a good job!

Dennis and Donna said...

It probably will not surprise most to know that we have had one dog ...and about 5 cats since McGuyver and I were married...I love them both..but those darn cats are more like me than the dog...feisty, unpredictable, nasty, ugly disposition ...and predatory...:-)