Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Wednesday Funny

 

 

What a Beautiful Day:

 

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My face in the mirror

Isn't wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn't dirty.

The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely

And so does my lawn.

I think I might never

 

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Put my glasses back on

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TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,
and the youngest you will ever be again... enjoy it
Observations On Growing Older

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect!


~Going Out is good… Coming Home is better!

 
~You Forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!

 
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ...
Especially Golf.


~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

 
~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's Called "Pre-sleep".


~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch…


~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?" ... "when?"... ???


~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

 
~You notice everything sold in stores is "sleeveless" !!!!

 
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Whispers.


~Now that your husband has retired ... You'd give anything if he'd find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ... 2 of which you will never wear.


~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!


It's Not What You Gather,
But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived!

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

5 comments:

Phyllis said...

Happy Wednesday!

~~Sue and Doug~~ said...

nice ones!!..better put my glasses on and get my 'behind' to work!!..have a good one!!

Dennis and Donna said...

All too close to the truth...and I AM Maxine, so I agree with them all.

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!! MY FAVORITE!!
Thanks again for a great Wednesday in Funnyville.

Karen and Al said...

God gave old people bad vision for a reason!