Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Wednesday Funny

    • Breeding Bulls

      My wife and I went to the Jefferson County 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,



' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '


BREEDING 2

 

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,


''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'


BREEDING 3

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! A week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,

In capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'


BREEDING

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'


I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

 

 

 


BREEDING 4

My condition has been upgraded from critical
To stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

 

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

10 comments:

Phyllis said...

Love it!

~~Sue and Doug~~ said...

I have heard this one before..even funny the second time around!..hope you are on the mend!
;)

Kathy said...

H I L A R I U S!

Kathy said...

Hilarious!

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

What a hoot.

Merikay said...

Good one!

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

I thought that was a fair question:) Very funny.

Sherry and Charley Dilworth said...

Loved it!! Is that really you?? :)

Erik's RV Blog said...

Now that was fuuuunnnyyyyyy! :)

Erik

Kevin and Ruth said...

That was an excellent one, just loved it! Hope you are out of the hospital now? hehe

Kevin and Ruth
www.travelwithkevinandruth.com