Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
Every time the teenager would look up, she would find my dad staring every time.
When she had finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ......
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."
ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM
7 comments:
Oh good heavens...what was he thinking when he did that to his head?
66 ain't so old...but sure were not "decorated" as the young "lady"
I liked your Dad's response,good for him.
HA HA HA, good one!
good one and a great response!!!
Boy, I'm surprised I didn't do that hairdo...I think I had some earrings like that, tho.
I like it. Must be going around as I got this yesterday in an e-mail.
Good one, Kenny!
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