Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.


I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.


The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue.

Every time the teenager would look up, she
would find my dad staring every time.

When she had finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ......


"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if

you might be my kid."

 

ATT00025

 

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

7 comments:

Paul and Marsha Weaver...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Oh good heavens...what was he thinking when he did that to his head?

Danny &Shula Oren said...

66 ain't so old...but sure were not "decorated" as the young "lady"
I liked your Dad's response,good for him.

Alan and Marilyn McMillan said...

HA HA HA, good one!

Sue B said...

good one and a great response!!!

Dennis and Donna said...

Boy, I'm surprised I didn't do that hairdo...I think I had some earrings like that, tho.

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

I like it. Must be going around as I got this yesterday in an e-mail.

Carol K said...

Good one, Kenny!