Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

Where is the cat?

NO CHEATING Once you find the cat, send this puzzle along to annoy your friends!!!!

Do not forward this until you find the cat!!!! I promise you it is definitely there.

 

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Sick Leave


I urgently needed a few days off work, but,

I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then

he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb

so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office

and asked, 'What in the name of goodness are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,

the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)
She said, 'I'm going home, too. "I can't work in the dark
".

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

 

8 comments:

Phyllis said...

Giving up for now. Will have to come back later and try again.

Sue and Doug said...

no luck finding the cat?..the blonde joke is a good one!!..even if I am blonde!

Sue O said...

hmmm found a dog but no cat! LOL

Dennis and Donna said...

Got it in about 3 seconds...I have no life.

Jim and Sandie said...

Found it. Took me about 30 seconds though. I love stuff like this.

Merikay said...

It took me a while, but I found the little black and white cat. It was a hard one!

Donna K said...

Got it ...but I think my eyes are permanently crossed!!

George said...

Kinda ironic,now that I have time to look for the cat,I no longer have the patience to do it.lol