Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

 

 

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SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

The room erupted in applause

DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

6 comments:

Karen and Al said...

LOL

Nan said...

I wish I could think that fast in situations like his.

Sue and Doug said...

that is a good one!!!! thanks for the laugh!!

Paul and Marsha Weaver...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

I hope I can remember this one when I go back to the doctor...lol

Merikay said...

Thank you for the smile today!

Dennis and Donna said...

Did I detect a little bit of "Maxine" in that one???