Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

Indian Wanting Coffee:

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....

The Indian drinks the coffee down Indian in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day."

VOTE IN NOVEMBER

ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

3 comments:

Karen and Al said...

oh how true and yes, we're planning to vote in November.

Sue and Doug said...

good one!..same is true here in Canada!

Paul and Marsha Weaver...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Oh if that isn't the entire ballgame in a nutshell. I am so sick of the bad-mouthing, and it is only mid-June.