Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

 

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station.......

The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day at yerself.

This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church.

There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.”

Sergeant Jones, who considered himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,

''Well now Father, it was always my impression

that you people took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a moment

..............................................

Father O'Malley then replied:

''Aye, 'tis certainly

true.... But we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''

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ONE DAY CLOSER TO OUR DREAM

4 comments:

Paul and Marsha Weaver...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

HAHAHA...sending this to my dad. He will love it!

TravelBug-Susan said...

LOL. LOL. Great comeback joke.

Phyllis said...

Good day to you too! Hey, I hear through the grapevine we WILL be meeting up at the Escapade in Sept. Looking forward to it!

Dennis and Donna said...

Ya gotta love the Irish priest jokes!