Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Wednesday Funny



An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station.......

The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day at yerself.

This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church.

There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.”

Sergeant Jones, who considered himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,

''Well now Father, it was always my impression

that you people took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a moment


Father O'Malley then replied:

''Aye, 'tis certainly

true.... But we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''




Paul and Marsha Weaver OCT. 17, 2009 said...

HAHAHA...sending this to my dad. He will love it!

TravelBug-Susan said...

LOL. LOL. Great comeback joke.

Phyllis said...

Good day to you too! Hey, I hear through the grapevine we WILL be meeting up at the Escapade in Sept. Looking forward to it!

Dennis and Donna said...

Ya gotta love the Irish priest jokes!