Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Wednesday Funny

 

 

Oh so true.
Those of You Born
1930 - 1979

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE
1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!


First, we survived being born to mothers
Who smoked and/or drank while they were
Pregnant.


They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing,
Tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes.


Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.


We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles,
Locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode
Our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.


As infants & children,
We would ride in cars with no car seats,
No booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.


Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a warm day
Was always a special treat.


We drank water
From the garden hose and not from a bottle.


We shared one soft drink with four friends,
From one bottle and no one actually died from this.


We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon..
We drank Cool-Aid made with real white sugar.
And, we weren't overweight.
WHY?


Because we were
Always outside playing...that's why!


We would leave home in the morning and play all day,
As long as we were back when the
Streetlights came on.


No one was able
To reach us all day. And, we were O.K.


We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps
And then ride them down the hill, only to find out
We forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes
a few times, we learned to solve the problem.


We did not have PlayStations, Nintendo's and X-boxes.
There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable,
No video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's,
No cell phones, No personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms.
WE HAD FRIENDS
And we went outside and found them!


We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth
And there were no lawsuits from these accidents.


We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt,
And the worms did not live in us
Forever.


We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and,
Although we were told it would happen,
We did not put out very many eyes.


We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and
Knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just
Walked in and talked to them.


Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal
With disappointment.
Imagine that!!


The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law
Was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!


These generations have produced some of the best
Risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.


The past 50 years
Have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
and we learned how to deal with it all.


If YOU are one of them?
CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others
who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the
lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives
for our own good .


While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know
how "lucky" their parents were.

LIVING THE DREAM

6 comments:

Jeannie and Eldy said...

I've seen variations of this before, but I like this one! It has a little more to it. I like it except for the blue cheese part. (just kidding) That's a new one. I love blue cheese! Been eating it for 62 years, and I'm still here, so don't guess it's hurting me any! :-)

Paul and Marsha Weaver...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Being retired school teachers, Paul and I could write something similar to this but applied to teaching such as

Remember when students stood on the opposite side of the desk from the teacher on the same side.

Remember when parents supported the teachers and didn't tell the teachers what their child could ONLY learn.

You get the picture.

Sue and Doug said...

good one and oh so true!!!

Kimberly and Jerry Peterson said...

AMEN!

Love it another thing to add is that Dad or Mom actually helped us with some of our projects of building things instead of working so many dang hours to keep up with the Joneses!

Life was simpler and that is why we enjoy this lifestyle so much...the simple things in life!

Shoeless Joe said...

Just shows how tough we were.

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Love it! How I long for the good old days-or least part of them:)