Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Wednesday Funny


Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,



Then You Are Probably

The Family Dog!



And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ...

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,

Pee on it and walk away




Sue and Doug said...

no kidding!! thanks for the smile this morning!!

Desert Diva said...

My goodness, that's just too funny. When I came to the "meditation dog," I almost spit out my coffee.

Thanks for adding a smile to my day...

Kevin and Ruth said...

I thouht you were going to said "You must be dead!"

What dogs can put up with and they are always there to love you no matter what.


Janie and John said...

Love it...heheheheheh.