Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Monday, October 31, 2011

Halloween Special Funny


Rules for Halloween for Seniors in the U.S.A.






You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.


9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.


8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.




7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

And you lose your balance and fall over.


6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.


5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,

You have a bag full of restraining orders. ATT00029


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.




2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

Neighborhood with a walker.



And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...


1. You keep having to go home to pee.


No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.



Gene and Judi said...

Cute. Thanks for the laughs.

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Thanks for the great start to my day. HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you two also!

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Funny bit sometimes true:)

Dennis and Donna said... it....I'll try to remember.

~~Sue and Doug~~ said...

Happy Halloween!!!..hope you get tons of 'young 'uns' knocking on your door!!!

Malone said...

I have satellite internet, not the fastest, so I often miss out on all the animations. I took the time and really enjoyed these, however, thanks for the morning funnies.

Russ Krecklow said...

Very funny stuff! Trick or Treat...send us something good to eat.