Halloween Special Funny

 

Rules for Halloween for Seniors in the U.S.A.

 

 

 

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

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7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

And you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,

You have a bag full of restraining orders.

 

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

 

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2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

Neighborhood with a walker.

 

And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.