Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Monday, October 31, 2011

Halloween Special Funny

 

Rules for Halloween for Seniors in the U.S.A.

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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

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9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

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8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

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7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

And you lose your balance and fall over.

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6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.

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5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And you can't remember the rest.



4. By the end of the night,

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3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

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2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

Neighborhood with a walker.

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And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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7 comments:

Gene and Judi said...

Cute. Thanks for the laughs.

FULL-TIMERS...OCT. 17, 2009 said...

Thanks for the great start to my day. HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you two also!

Chuck and Anneke's RV travels said...

Funny bit sometimes true:)

Dennis and Donna said...

OK...got it....I'll try to remember.

~~Sue and Doug~~ said...

Happy Halloween!!!..hope you get tons of 'young 'uns' knocking on your door!!!

Malone said...

I have satellite internet, not the fastest, so I often miss out on all the animations. I took the time and really enjoyed these, however, thanks for the morning funnies.

Russ Krecklow said...

Very funny stuff! Trick or Treat...send us something good to eat.